sodamnrelatable:

You’re friends like, “You’re not going to make it..”

and you’re like:

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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: What for?

Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.

sodamnrelatable:

You’re like

“Wait, is that right?”

Then you look it up and it’s right and you’re like

“Why did it look so weird?”

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