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anywherebuttheelectricchair:

fandomblogger:

memewhore:

So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…

THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR

this is what you’re getting yahoo. 
this is what you’re getting.

(Source: onlylolgifs)

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

(Source: larvitarr)

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

(Source: cordjefferson)

iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

piaoxi:

フリーダム動物園タロット by T K G

theonlymagicleftisart:

(Bryan Lee)

beyond-optimism:

jackii-isa-kitty:

supermattural:

pursuitofhapppinessss:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

I swear to god that scene was made for that song

i promise you will not be disappointed 

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 2584698633 YEARS

THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST

(Source: estellecampanella)

headlikeanorange:

A tarsier (Bill Bailey’s Jungle Hero - BBC)

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

headlikeanorange:

A male magnificent bird-of-paradise (Bill Bailey’s Jungle Hero - BBC)