So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…
THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR
this is what you’re getting yahoo.
this is what you’re getting.
Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting
I swear to god that scene was made for that song
i promise you will not be disappointed
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 2584698633 YEARS
THIS IS THE BEST POST I’VE EVER SEEN I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
A male magnificent bird-of-paradise (Bill Bailey’s Jungle Hero - BBC)