i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
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don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour
Elvis wearing the famous gold lamé suit, designed by Nudie Cohn in 1957.